i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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