That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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