why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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