just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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