Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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