when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
All the doctor said was why
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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