Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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