from now on my penis is your penis
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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