Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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