Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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