What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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