NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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