I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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