i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
