I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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