It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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