what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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