Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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