My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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