He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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