Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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