oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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