sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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