It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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