you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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