It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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