There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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