Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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