I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think people are normalizing furries
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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