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About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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