I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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