is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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