They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Two words: blizzard sex
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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