Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Randomize
