I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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