A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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