your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
there was a trapeze. enough said
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
