We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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