What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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