Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wish you could order shots online.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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