Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
