That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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