butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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