I like to think it a success when the cops are called
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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