So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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