Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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