its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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