i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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