AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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