I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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