i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
