I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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