ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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