so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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